I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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