Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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