You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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