why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So much Jack, so little girl.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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