Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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