talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its about making memories worth repressing
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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