We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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