Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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