I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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