All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
