Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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