he thought i was a dude.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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