BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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