so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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