Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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