do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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