I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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