why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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