Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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