Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
