yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
