turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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