i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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