I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I supernannyed him into submission
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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