Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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