Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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