So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I want to fling myself into the sun
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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