he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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