Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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