I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
