Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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