Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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