Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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