im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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