No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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