How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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