is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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