sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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