Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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