im six kinds of drunk right now
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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