Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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