I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
My penis needs a shock collar
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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