Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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