doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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