Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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