It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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