Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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