i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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