I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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