you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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