I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
