Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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