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That's how twitter works, right?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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