she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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