well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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