CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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