woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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