Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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