yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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