Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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